Thursday, January 25, 2007

Fire Eating is Strictly Prohibited

If one insists on eating fire, one must expect to lose an eyebrow every once in a while. Courage Ben.

Game On.

Ben Mack the author of Think Two Products Ahead: Secrets the Big Advertising Agencies Don't Want You to Know and How to Use Them for Bigger Profits is risking an eyebrow.

Tellman Knudson bet Mr. Mack that Ben could not "viralize" a video Ben produced and get a measly 2000 views by Sunday, January 28. If Ben succeeds, he keeps both his eyebrows. If Ben loses, Tellman gets to shave off one of Ben's eyebrows.

Does Tellman play to win? Yes. If you Google "Tellman Knudson", notice how many results you see. Two years ago there were virtually none.

Does Tellman take risks? Yes. Look at that Google results number again. Those results do not show up if you're not willing to accept risk. Learn to swim.

It's time to cast your entrepreneurial vote. What? You thought I was going to vote for you? Think again my friend. The choice is always yours.

I'm going to ask for you help in a minute and many of you are going to try and stop Ben because you want to see him be humiliated. Ben admires you for that.

About 3% of the population will take action.

When you take action you are in the top 3%.

97% of you will make the choice to choose not to make a choice.

Please never allow your proper sensibilities to get into my kids and my grand kids drinking water. Let your kids drink it while you pepper up at 10, 2 and 4 and stay blind to why you do.

I respect lemmings making a choice far more than all the sheep who wait to be sheared and keep coming back for more.

This is all about potable water. You do get that don't you?

Vote now by going to Save Ben's Eyebrow .

Go to Shave Ben's Eyebrow if you want to humiliate Ben.

Save it or Shave it. (insert Final Jeopardy music here.)

After you choose, go here to Be Forgiven .

Make your choice and share by posting on your blog and commenting on all the other blogs you can find with any reference to "Ben Mack" or "Think Two Products Ahead" (Google "Ben Mack" in quotes and "Think Two Products Ahead" in quotes to find places to comment).

I'm a RHINO, he's a RHINO, she's a RHINO...
We're all RHINOS.
Wouldn't you like to be a RHINO too!

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